just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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