And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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