Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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