Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
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hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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