Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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