windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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