is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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