ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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