wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I forget how to act sober
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