Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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