If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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