This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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