one word: firstdatebathroomanal
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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