Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
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In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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