the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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