Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
why do cheetos always look like penises
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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