I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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