Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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