Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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