porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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