just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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