OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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