I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
How naked do you want me to be?
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