it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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