how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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