I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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