He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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