Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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