i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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