Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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