meet me or not, i'm out of control
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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