Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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