Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
foreskin is a definite game changer
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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