I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I think my vagina is haunted
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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