who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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