Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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