Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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