Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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