do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
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She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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