yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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