I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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