so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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