no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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