No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
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Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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