I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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