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I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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