when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
How naked do you want me to be?
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