At least make sure they are 18
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I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
It was confusing and full of hummus
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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