and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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