so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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